You jokes
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.