If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
You Jokes
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
I have the best joke:
"You."
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
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I'm sorry.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
