You jokes
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.