You jokes

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Chicken.

Chicken who?

Are you chicken me????!!!!

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!

How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?

Turn it upside down.

You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I bet you like men!