You jokes
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
You live in the airport.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."