You jokes
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why does this always happen to me...
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.