You jokes
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"