You jokes
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
"we are not the same"🖕🗿🖕
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.