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What do you call a nervous zucchini?

An edgy veggie.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

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I'm sorry.

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

What do you call an orphan in Alabama?

A virgin.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! (aka dinner)

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

I like ramen. If you do, like!

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.

Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

I lick poo for a living... You?

What do you call a chair?

I don't know. What?

Oh, hi, Chairity!

You are quite [something].

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?