You jokes
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.