Emo High Jumpers

Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This joke is all about emo kids. You know, those sad folks who wear a lot of black. The joke says they're great jumpers, but it's really saying they jumped so high they ain't come down. Get it? Because they're probably trying to off themselves? You probably didn't get it, which means that you are probably still using your parents' credit card. Also, go shower.