A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is funny because it plays on the old "In Soviet Russia..." gag, where things are reversed. Like, instead of a person walking into a bar, the bar walks into the person. It's unexpected and dumb, just like you trying to parallel park. You probably still use training wheels, huh?