Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
You Jokes
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I like ramen. If you do, like!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard? Neither did she!
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
