You jokes

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

What does one emo kid say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?