My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.
Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"
