Interior jokes

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

Borders are fat.

Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.