Interior jokes

Marriage is like buying a car. You see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and certain parts stop working.

Then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and you're still stuck with the old one. You look over and go, "But I just wanna sit in it. Just once. It's even got leather interior, it's chrome, it doesn't even have oil or gas leaks! And it doesn't squeak!"

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

I don't like consistency. Last night, I spent three hours looking at a room and thinking, "I need a flower pot here, and the couch should be on the right." Eventually, the police arrived and led me away from my neighbor's window.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

Borders are fat.

Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!