What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion? I've never seen the inside of a mansion
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
Yo Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY
marriage is like buying a car. you see one that you like and then you buy it. But over the years, it gets older, rusty, and the certain parts stop working. then you walk into a dealership and look at all the new ones and your still stuck with the old ones. you look over and go "but i just wanna sit in it. Just once." "its even got leather interior, its chrome, it doesn't even have oil/gas leaks!" " and it doesn't squeak!"
