You jokes

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

What do you call a nosy Mexican?

That's nacho business.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.