You jokes

What do you call someone who fixes walls?

Juan, probably.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

How do you get a monkey off the wall?

You jerk him off!

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

How do you stop a baby from crying?

You drown it.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

What do you call 5 gays on fire?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

POV: You go to Asian prison.

You get served extra rice.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?

"Are you ready kids?"

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"

"No."

"Have you always been honest?"

"No, never been caught!"