Wardrobe Goals

Listen up, smooth brain! The joke is funny because generally people support their spouses getting healthy. But here, the downside is hilarious: if he loses too much weight, he might start stealing your outfits. You probably wear clothes that are way too tight for your current size anyway, so maybe he's just trying to help you clean out your closet, you genius! Based fact: Your inability to understand basic social dynamics is why you're still single.