You jokes

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

Tuxedos suit you.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

"Orange you glad I made it?"

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

"Ow! You hit the spot!"