You jokes
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"