You jokes
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.