You jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
like if you know someone that is emo.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!