You jokes

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

What do you do if your dick is smoking?

Get your mum to lick it.

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.