Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
You Jokes
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
History meme for y’all
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
