You jokes
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"