A Fat Comeback

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, slowpoke. This is based on a pun! When someone calls you 'fat' (meaning large), the comeback tells you to ignore them because you are 'bigger than that.' 'Bigger' means two things: literally larger than the insult, or metaphorically more important than the criticism. You probably thought it was just advice, didn't you, you utter simpleton?

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