You jokes

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!