How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
You Jokes
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Look away if you can
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
