You jokes
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
You are the special
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.