You jokes
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
As with Sonic The Hedgehog
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.