Solitude jokes

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?

Surrounded by loved ones.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?

Leaving, walking.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Why do y’all do this?

Because you're lonely.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.

What is an orphan's family reunion called?

Me time.