I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality
