A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about Superman being a sneaky jerk. He uses his superpowers to jump off a tower while drunk, making it look like the beer is the reason he survived. The other guy, thinking it's the beer, tries it and splat! You see, Superman tricked him. Classic Superman move, am I right?
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Silo
Who else but Quagmire??
Gwen
Not me
Silo
He’s Quagmire, Quagmire
Anonymous
How many of you are going to steal this joke?