I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is all about messing with an orphan's feelings. Some dude pretends to offer to be the orphan's dad, but then says "lol no." The orphan is so sad that he runs into the street. It's funny because you are a terrible person and think other people's suffering is funny. I bet you're a blast at funerals.
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