You jokes
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Memes
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.