You jokes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
"Son, I found a condom in your room." "Gee, thanks, Grandpa!" "Why are you calling me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
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You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.