You jokes

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.