Drowning Wife

  • How do you save your wife from drowning?

    Take your foot off her neck.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius. The joke is that instead of, like, actually saving his wife, this dude is just standing on her neck while she's drowning. Get it? I bet you don't. You are probably one of those people that needs to have the punchline to a knock-knock joke explained to them. Sad, very sad.

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