You jokes

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!