Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
You Jokes
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
