You jokes
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
Memes
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.