You jokes
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"