You jokes
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Memes
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"