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What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The FBI."

"The FBI who?"

"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?