You jokes
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
nice
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.