You jokes

You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

Why shouldn’t you call people in China?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?

Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."

The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"

The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

What do you do when your cat's dead?

Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.