You jokes
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Memes
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.