You jokes
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.