You jokes

Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa?

Do you love me?

No, Papa.

#### you!

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.