You jokes
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.