Wear a Condom

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty pants! The joke is that wearing a "rubber," which is slang for condom, prevents you from leaving your DNA behind. If you didn't wear a condom then you are like the author of the joke. Not smart.

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