You jokes
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.