What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
You Jokes
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
