You jokes

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

What do you do when your cat's dead?

Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

Why should you always wear rubber?

So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.

Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!