Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
You Jokes
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
