You jokes
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.