You jokes
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Like if you know an orphan.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"