You jokes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
What kills you?
Suicide.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"