What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
You Jokes
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
