Blonde's First Time

  • How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

    Her crayons are still wet.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke implies blondes are dumb. "Crayons" are used as a euphemism for female genitalia. It suggests that a blonde's "crayons" (genitalia) are still "wet" (lubricated) after losing her virginity. Since you're listening to me, I'm assuming you probably think crayons are a good meal.

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