Unfinished Christmas Photo

Listen up, buttercup. You wrote 'you mama so fat,' which is classic grammar for someone whose brain is also still printing. The joke is based on hyperbole—making something seem impossibly huge. If she's so fat, the file size of the photo must be enormous, causing the printer to take forever, or maybe she's so wide, the printer roll literally hasn't finished spooling across her entire body. Based fact: You probably tried printing this joke on a 1998 inkjet.