You jokes
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.