You jokes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!