You jokes

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?

A: A rocket chip.

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?

Lickalotapuss.

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"