What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
You Jokes
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
