How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
You Jokes
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What kills you?
Suicide.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
It works, my brother has never slept better
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
