You jokes
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Memes
What do you call a three humped camel?
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."