You jokes
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Memes
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Hi 👋 I love you!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.