You jokes
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
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