You jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Memes
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.