You jokes

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

"No."

Yeah, but then he woke up.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family portrait.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.