You jokes
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!