You jokes
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Sad so sad
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....