You jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.