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Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Memes
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Have you ever eaten African food?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.