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Robert Lewandisney Song Parody

    • ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

    Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

    Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

    Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

    I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you absolute melon. This here ditty is about that prima donna Robert Lewandowski wanting a new contract. He's whining like a toddler because he wants more money and he's not doing so hot in the Champions League. Basically, he's being a spoiled brat, got it?

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