You jokes
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
Memes
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Like if you hate going to school.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Like if you wanna have sex.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.