You jokes

What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?

A baked potato.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.