A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Alright, so this broad is about to jump off a bridge, right? And this homeless dude rolls up and is all like, "Lemme smash." She's disgusted. Then he's all, "Okay, I'll just wait for your corpse down there." See, it's funny because homeless dude is down bad. And you, reading this, you are down horrendous.
