Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Listen up, nimrod. You are like a chicken with your head cut off, so I will explain the joke to you. The waiter doesn't prepare the chicken with spices or anything. He just tells them they are gonna get killed and cooked! Dark, I know, but you need to keep up.