You jokes
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Memes
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.