You jokes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Have you ever eaten African food?
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.