You jokes
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Depression sucks, and so do you.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.