You jokes

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look pretty flushed.