A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says "A beer please! and one for the road!"
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.
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