Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Satellite Picture
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like saying someone is so large, they look like an island from space. Satellites take pictures of Earth, and islands are big land masses. The "joke" is saying the bully is so fat, they are like an island. Now, go chew on that for a bit.