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Thanos

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Mat

What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

Bass

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

Time

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

Pressure

Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Bench

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.

Ass

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Minecraft

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.