You jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.