What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
You Jokes
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Have you ever eaten African food?
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
