You jokes
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
When you overslept and can't find Noah
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.