You jokes
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.