You jokes

"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.

The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth."

What do you call an Asian k9? E10

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Suicide.

Suicide who?

Suicide you.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

What do you call a blind German shepherd?

A Nazi.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Yep, this happens when you play G.T.A., good God!

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Me: Hey, are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.