Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
You Jokes
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Did you?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
