You jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.