What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Viagra vs Disneyland
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. So, Viagra is for old dudes who can't get it up, right? And Disneyland has long lines for short rides. The joke is that both make you wait a long time for something that's over really quick. Get it? You probably don't since you listen to these jokes.